maldo

n - a short little man with a severe napolean complex. Often marked by some or all of the following, but not limited to, treetrunk-like legs, a spick stache, original sayings (ex. he's a hotdog), and sick hockey skills.

"Yo, that guy is such a maldo!"
or
"Eat your vegetables so you won't be a maldo when you grow up!"

by Greg Gregory May 13, 2005

Maldo

Usually a man who drinks fireball on end. Has a strong alcoholism. He, is a problem.

Man: You go out last night?
Man 2:yeah completely pulled a Maldo.

by Eric 425 June 2, 2018

Maldo-Fest

A house party in Patchogue, NY with adults 25-45 all exclusively employed presently or in the past for commercial gyms. The party is very drug heavy. The host charges you 20 bucks to get in which includes viewing an MMA fight and eating Dominos.

Hey guys, stop looking at the gross sheets. Let’s go to Maldo-Fest!

by Egbert June 19, 2022

MacDoesit

A sassy, gay, FABULOUS, black, depressed, Youtuber who milks youtube-money and views off anti-gay agenda spewing shit BECAUSE HE'S GAY

MacDoesit is gay.

Have you watched MacDoesit?
I subscribed to MacDoesit because I'm gay!

by I'm a mistake October 30, 2018

madoka magica

Madoka Magica is an anime that decieves people in to believing in hope, justice and dreams, and crushes it, breaks then so badly that even a god cannot save it.

THE CAKE IS A LIE! JUST LIKE MADOKA MAGICA!

by ERUTAN is NATURE backwards October 2, 2016

madokaism

One of the two big otaku religions, on the same level but more niche that haruhism. The basic premise is praising out lord and savior Kaname Madoka for saving anime in 2011, and the magical girl genre as a whole despite at the same time ruining it.

Guy 1: I'm catholic
Guy 2: oh cool I'm a follower of madokaism
Guy 1: what

Guy 2: *rips off shirt revealing homura t shirt, shorts that say "sayaka did nothing wrong" and "kill kyuubey" cap and runs away screaming the lyrics to connect*
Guy 1: wtf.....everyone knows that haruhism is the real weebligion.

by yatomeino August 20, 2018

kirstie maldonado

Kirstie Maldonado is a member of the a cappella group, Pentatonix . She was born on May 16, 1992 and her full name is Kirstin Taylor Maldonado.

OMG!! I LOVE PENTATONIX!! MY FAVORITE MEMBER IS KIRSTIE MALDONADO!!

by pentaholic329 April 14, 2016