maldo 

n - a short little man with a severe napolean complex. Often marked by some or all of the following, but not limited to, treetrunk-like legs, a spick stache, original sayings (ex. he's a hotdog), and sick hockey skills.

"Yo, that guy is such a maldo!"
or
"Eat your vegetables so you won't be a maldo when you grow up!"

maldo by Greg Gregory May 13, 2005

Maldo 

Usually a man who drinks fireball on end. Has a strong alcoholism. He, is a problem.

Man: You go out last night?
Man 2:yeah completely pulled a Maldo.

Maldo by Eric 425 June 2, 2018

Maldo-Fest 

A house party in Patchogue, NY with adults 25-45 all exclusively employed presently or in the past for commercial gyms. The party is very drug heavy. The host charges you 20 bucks to get in which includes viewing an MMA fight and eating Dominos.

Hey guys, stop looking at the gross sheets. Let’s go to Maldo-Fest!

Maldo-Fest by Egbert June 19, 2022

MacDoesit 

A sassy, gay, FABULOUS, black, depressed, Youtuber who milks youtube-money and views off anti-gay agenda spewing shit BECAUSE HE'S GAY

MacDoesit is gay.

Have you watched MacDoesit?
I subscribed to MacDoesit because I'm gay!

MacDoesit by I'm a mistake October 30, 2018

madoka magica 

Madoka Magica is an anime that decieves people in to believing in hope, justice and dreams, and crushes it, breaks then so badly that even a god cannot save it.

THE CAKE IS A LIE! JUST LIKE MADOKA MAGICA!

madoka magica by ERUTAN is NATURE backwards October 2, 2016

madokaism

One of the two big otaku religions, on the same level but more niche that haruhism. The basic premise is praising out lord and savior Kaname Madoka for saving anime in 2011, and the magical girl genre as a whole despite at the same time ruining it.

Guy 1: I'm catholic
Guy 2: oh cool I'm a follower of madokaism
Guy 1: what

Guy 2: *rips off shirt revealing homura t shirt, shorts that say "sayaka did nothing wrong" and "kill kyuubey" cap and runs away screaming the lyrics to connect*
Guy 1: wtf.....everyone knows that haruhism is the real weebligion.

madokaism by yatomeino August 20, 2018

kirstie maldonado 

Kirstie Maldonado is a member of the a cappella group, Pentatonix . She was born on May 16, 1992 and her full name is Kirstin Taylor Maldonado.

OMG!! I LOVE PENTATONIX!! MY FAVORITE MEMBER IS KIRSTIE MALDONADO!!

kirstie maldonado by pentaholic329 April 14, 2016