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n - a short little man with a severe napolean complex. Often marked by some or all of the following, but not limited to, treetrunk-like legs, a spick stache, original sayings (ex. he's a hotdog), and sick hockey skills.

"Yo, that guy is such a maldo!"
or
"Eat your vegetables so you won't be a maldo when you grow up!"

maldo by Greg Gregory May 13, 2005

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Maldo

Usually a man who drinks fireball on end. Has a strong alcoholism. He, is a problem.

Man: You go out last night?
Man 2:yeah completely pulled a Maldo.

Maldo by Eric 425 June 2, 2018

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Maldo-Fest

A house party in Patchogue, NY with adults 25-45 all exclusively employed presently or in the past for commercial gyms. The party is very drug heavy. The host charges you 20 bucks to get in which includes viewing an MMA fight and eating Dominos.

Hey guys, stop looking at the gross sheets. Let’s go to Maldo-Fest!

Maldo-Fest by Egbert June 19, 2022

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MacDoesit

A sassy, gay, FABULOUS, black, depressed, Youtuber who milks youtube-money and views off anti-gay agenda spewing shit BECAUSE HE'S GAY

MacDoesit is gay.

Have you watched MacDoesit?
I subscribed to MacDoesit because I'm gay!

MacDoesit by I'm a mistake October 30, 2018

madoka magica

Madoka Magica is an anime that decieves people in to believing in hope, justice and dreams, and crushes it, breaks then so badly that even a god cannot save it.

THE CAKE IS A LIE! JUST LIKE MADOKA MAGICA!

madoka magica by ERUTAN is NATURE backwards October 2, 2016

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madokaism

One of the two big otaku religions, on the same level but more niche that haruhism. The basic premise is praising out lord and savior Kaname Madoka for saving anime in 2011, and the magical girl genre as a whole despite at the same time ruining it.

Guy 1: I'm catholic
Guy 2: oh cool I'm a follower of madokaism
Guy 1: what

Guy 2: *rips off shirt revealing homura t shirt, shorts that say "sayaka did nothing wrong" and "kill kyuubey" cap and runs away screaming the lyrics to connect*
Guy 1: wtf.....everyone knows that haruhism is the real weebligion.

madokaism by yatomeino August 20, 2018

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kirstie maldonado

Kirstie Maldonado is a member of the a cappella group, Pentatonix . She was born on May 16, 1992 and her full name is Kirstin Taylor Maldonado.

OMG!! I LOVE PENTATONIX!! MY FAVORITE MEMBER IS KIRSTIE MALDONADO!!

kirstie maldonado by pentaholic329 April 14, 2016

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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