Malarchist 

Malarchist; a person who is involved in the act of causing malarkey.

"What does your son do for a living?"
"He's a malarchist"
"Whats that?"
"Someone who causes malarkey."

Malarchist by Niall B. October 9, 2007

Malachite 

Lyric from Green Day's song "2000 Light Years Away"

Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.

She holds my malachite so tight, so never let go

Malachite by misSxWartooth July 6, 2010

Monarchist 

Someone who likes monarchy

Republican: President would be more democratic
Monarchist: Despite the most democratic country being a kingdom?

Monarchist by Imagine reading this January 16, 2021

Minarchist 

An anarchist who found out about human nature.

When I realised that, if there is no government, you can't stop another one from being formed (by, say, biker gangs), I realised that anarchy is just as rational as communism, and became a minarchist.

Minarchist by Coemgen MacLaren October 3, 2008

Manarchist 

Manarchists are the non-hot variety of anarchist. Manarchists are macho "anarchists" who talk too much at meetings, adhere to the cult of the great thinkers (drop Kropotkin, Bakunin, Proudhon, Chomsky, etc. . . all the time), negate others' experiences, take up space, exert their privileges to ... Read Moretheir fullest, and generally perpetuate heteropatriarchal bullshit

Manarchists flourish at house shows, where they might drunkenly talk at you about the working class, without allowing any of the transfolk and women present to speak. They are also found at meetings where they have all the ideas but none of the time or energy to do the work. They can sometimes be identified by the PBR cans that grow in their hands and the famous now-defunct leftist organization and/or crust band their outer coverings reference.

Manarchist by Otter Eliconia July 6, 2009

masachist 

a person who likes to/voluntarily inflict pain upon themselves

so i run...i run away, to the light, of masachists

~Jesus of suburbia by the one and only Green Day

masachist by FuckAnarchy907 July 22, 2006

manarchist 

A stereotypical white male anarchist, a variation of the brogressive. Thinks the state and capitalism are the world's only problems, as they are the only ones he has ever had to deal with. Hates members of Black Lives Matter who grew up in suburbs but worships a 19th-century white male Russian prince. Portmanteau of "man" and "anarchism."

Oh shit, it's that manarchist again. I hope he's not going to mansplain sexism, racism, and homophobia to us again.

manarchist by Queen Buttrix August 27, 2016