Malachism
Malachism by octavius rex23 January 24, 2021
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Malachi Crunch
1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.
2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
Malachi Crunch by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007
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Malachism • Malachisexual • Malachi mamea • malachi senter • malachi • Masochism • Machismo • machism • Malachi Crunch • Malachite
Suicidal Masochism
When the sexual enjoyment derived from one's own pain/humiliation clashes with their want to end their own life. It usually forms into wanting someone to hurt them to the point of fatality, masking it in a sexual light.
Her: "I want you to choke me."
Him: "Okay."
Her, later: "Oh my god, please step on me."
Him: "Okay...?"
Her, even later: "Step on me and just crush my spine, dude!"
Him: "I'm mildly uncomfortable now. You're bordering on suicidal masochism."
Him: "Okay."
Her, later: "Oh my god, please step on me."
Him: "Okay...?"
Her, even later: "Step on me and just crush my spine, dude!"
Him: "I'm mildly uncomfortable now. You're bordering on suicidal masochism."
Suicidal Masochism by Ac11037 November 27, 2020
malakismeno
malakismeno by PsychoKritz June 11, 2016
Malachite
Lyric from Green Day's song "2000 Light Years Away"
Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.
Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.
Malachite by misSxWartooth July 6, 2010
workplace masochism
When you choose to nearly work yourself to death, citing heavy job responsibility as the reason you have no life beyond your work.
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workplace masochism by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019
garage sale masochism
He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.
garage sale masochism by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019
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