Malachism

The state of being that allows one to fall asleep instantly

I was at a party and had a case of malachism

by octavius rex23 January 24, 2021

Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.

"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."

by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007

Suicidal Masochism

When the sexual enjoyment derived from one's own pain/humiliation clashes with their want to end their own life. It usually forms into wanting someone to hurt them to the point of fatality, masking it in a sexual light.

Her: "I want you to choke me."
Him: "Okay."
Her, later: "Oh my god, please step on me."
Him: "Okay...?"
Her, even later: "Step on me and just crush my spine, dude!"
Him: "I'm mildly uncomfortable now. You're bordering on suicidal masochism."

by Ac11037 November 27, 2020

malakismeno

It's a greek term for a top wanker.

Yiannis: Eisai kala malakismeno?
Stravros: Kala ese?
Yiannis: Poli kala ree pousti

by PsychoKritz June 11, 2016

Malachite

Lyric from Green Day's song "2000 Light Years Away"

Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.

She holds my malachite so tight, so never let go

by misSxWartooth July 6, 2010

workplace masochism

When you choose to nearly work yourself to death, citing heavy job responsibility as the reason you have no life beyond your work.

Immediately following getting sober, I indulged in about five years of dedicated workplace masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019