Malachron

1. An instance where two events that would be harmless individually cause a disaster when they occur simltaneously.

2. A case of bad timing--REALLY bad timing.

It was a classic malachron that they raised the drawbridge to accommodate a passing ship

just as a parade of fire trucks and ambulances approached, heading toward the factory explosion. It would be ten minutes before the emergency vehicles could continue on to their destination.

by Jamie Cain March 6, 2023

malathion

Gives warm & fuzzy feelings.

I like to keep my malathion around all the time, in case I get lonely.

by Christina February 28, 2004

Justin Michael Malachinski

A racist.

Did you know, Justin Michael Malachinski is a racist.

by cumwithoxiclean September 12, 2021

maacaroniii

a seggsy tiktoker

maacaroniii is a seggsy tiktoker

by toesareyes March 5, 2021

malachenko

one of my best friends who has been through hell and back with me , converted to a religion which has a god so he/she can save us from mrs logen. he she also goes by the name of michael bill brum or as his friends call him "annoying" he also has a masters degree in achieved nine months after fertilization. he is aldo not forever alone

he so smart he must be related to malachenko

by kingming11 January 8, 2012

Melachony

Pensive sadness, or depression; with a tendacy towards this.

Melachony: Someone who is constantly down or depressed may be said to have a melachonous side to them

by Stevo101 December 29, 2008

malathion

A chemical compound that you use to get the mosquitoes. Normally they are in the form of liquid. Their usage is limited to make the mosquito getting drunk then you use a AAA size Energizer to kill them.

People are spraying malathion around her house

by gurubesar January 4, 2008