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Majesticbate 

When you masturbate naked in a meadow on the mountainside to Motzart
That bear totally ruined my majesticbate
Majesticbate by Crackydogg June 20, 2011
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Majesturbate 

The act of masturbating when enacting the irresistible compulsion to look majestic while doing so.
1. I've been reading about eagles all day and suddenly have a strong urge to go and majesturbate.
2. Looking out across the dimly lit gorge, the sun setting a glorious backdrop, my white knuckle fist feverishly punches away. My Scarf listlessly blowing in the wind, as I majesturbated in the light of earth's holy glory.
3. He was posed with a silhouette somewhat resembling a flamingo, almost as if for him... to majesturbate in response to her presence wasn't even a choice.
Majesturbate by CrimsonBoner April 3, 2017

Majesticated 

In order to impress Oprah with the intent of impregnating her to get her money, I forcefully majesticated myself in order to attract and seduce her.
Majesticated by randy Farris April 26, 2011

Majesticated (Majestic-ated) 

Being so majestic that you live in being majestic / being majestic is engrained in your being.
Majesticated (Majestic-ated): The majestic-ated person led other people to being majestic.

Majesturbate 

The king and queen are known to majesturbate after a long day of ruling the kingdom.
Majesturbate by Anonzombie August 17, 2017

MajesticDotExe 

a very beautiful agender and abrosexual person.
MajesticDotExe, my beloved
MajesticDotExe by anonymous July 4, 2021

majesticcatz 

majesticcatz is a very good TikTok account!

it was made by a very talented creator!
It’s a very good account!! It has cat edits that are amazing!
majesticcatz Is a good TikTok account
majesticcatz by majesticcatz May 8, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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