Anytime you do something that would be considered an extreme or ironic failure when sending any type of mail (i.e. email or letters). This can be augmented with the words epic and absolute.
just straight up fucking failing with anything involving mail or internet
When you are sending extremely private or revealing information via email and accidentally clicking the "reply all" button. then epically fail resulting in a mailure
A word of which was founded when swapping the first letters of the phrase "Mission Failure"
1. A Complete Fail 2. The Act of Mailing A Fission
3. "WoW YoU F41L 50h4rd u n00b! Tr0l0l0l0l0l!!"
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.