Mahlans are the sweetest, cutest, funniest most handsome men you will ever meet. They crave attention, but are cautious with who they receive it from. If you were ever to land one in bed, you'd have the trip of your life as he is just perfectly compensated. A downside is that as soon as he is comfortable, and you have signed that license that requires you to stay together for life, he toots (not farts) relentlessly, and thinks it is as funny a five year old would.
by More_than_satisfied×7 December 10, 2025
Get the Mahlan mug.She's the best person that you can ever meet. Try to be her friend because she's honest, friendly, intelligent, beautiful, cute, etc. There is nothing that she can't do.
A beautiful and loving women. Would be a very kind mother and would risk anything for her child. Cares about other people other than herself.
the hottest girl...beautiful and pretty...very lovely...boy crazy....
She is passionate and brave. She is tender hearted but strong. Mahla can brighten up any cloudy day and warm any cold soul though her grace from the heavens. Her presents can be seen and felt throuhout the galaxy and she is also considered the biggest and brightest star in our solar system. Unrivialed as the most vivid beautiful creation, one should never take her unconditional warm touch for granted.
A beautiful and loving women. Would be a very kind mother and would risk anything for her child. Cares about other people other than herself.
the hottest girl...beautiful and pretty...very lovely...boy crazy....
She is passionate and brave. She is tender hearted but strong. Mahla can brighten up any cloudy day and warm any cold soul though her grace from the heavens. Her presents can be seen and felt throuhout the galaxy and she is also considered the biggest and brightest star in our solar system. Unrivialed as the most vivid beautiful creation, one should never take her unconditional warm touch for granted.
by BILLBOW August 18, 2018
Get the Mahlā mug.Mahlatse is a unisex name mostly used in South Africa . It is mostly used by people from Bapedi tribe in Limpopo and those that are mixed. It means "Lucky" which then switches to a male sex name. Every Mahlatse that you meet is always quiet, loving, giving and a men/women lover. They have big hearts but it's hard to convince them that you're telling the truth if you lied one's or twice to them. They can show you s*** sometimes but most of them having a cl8se relationship with Jesus Christ 🙏.
by Millie(FDMuwandi) October 4, 2020
Get the Mahlatse mug.An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.
I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.
by luggysp January 2, 2020
Get the maclanky mug.Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.
Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.
by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014
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