Mahatee 

A girl who could get the world to fall at her feet in an instant (not that she ever purposely would). At first, she will seem very mature, intimidating, and serious, as if her eyes will burn everything they land upon. But in reality, she is the sweetest, kindest, prettiest, smartest, most diligent person you will ever meet. Her presence can light the whole room and her smile gives the greatest of comfort. Whatever she touches becomes gold and she is notoriously known to be good at anything no matter what it is. Her intelligence can impress the greatest masses of people and the way she carries herself is just so uplifting. She will give you her utmost love and affection and will take care of you like no other. She will always be there for you through everything, whether it's tough times or the happy joys one feels. If you ever get one, don't leave her as it will be your greatest regret in life. Cherish her and make her feel loved. :)

Mahatee you're not only hot, but also smart and sweet.

Mahatee by heehoohi February 8, 2021

land manatee 

A very large dispicable human being with bright blue eyes and no neck RR. Bearing a striking resemblance to a wild manatee, she tends to have a large ass where the bulk of the blubber is stored. Her land waddle has been known to severly injure small children, and crack the city streets that she prowls on.

Yeah dawg, can't believe you hit and quit that land manatee.

land manatee by truehustla October 22, 2010

mahteev 

usually gay men (Russian), but also can be used as a insult

he is so mahteev, he dresses in pink!

mahteev by dfaoirwoeri1 February 6, 2022

manatee 

A nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless, but gets fucked up by boats going to fast.

The manatee is cool. My sailboat is also named "Manatee"

manatee by Turtlemonkeys March 27, 2003

Mamatees 

n. 1. Used when referring to the breasts of an older woman or cougar.

Pronounced like "manatees" with an m.

Damn, look at those huge mamatees on Connor's mom across the room!

Mamatees by boydilla June 5, 2009

Manatee joke 

A manatee joke is a kind of humour popularised by Family Guy and satirised by South Park. A manatee joke is when one of the characters says something that has nothing to do with the plot or characters in the show, but leads into a flashback of the scene described

"Remember that time you slept with Bill Clinton?"
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?

Manatee joke by Jlarge November 14, 2007

Land Manatee 

An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.

Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.

Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."

Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."

Land Manatee by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006