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One of the most interesting persons I know, a very good friend who always ready to listen and support you. Quite strange, but that’s who he is )
Fond of taking pictures (of himself) Handsome guy with whom you can talk on any topic. He seems (or tries to seem ) to not give a fuck of people’s opinion, but in fact it’s quite easy to make him offended, he just doesn’t show it most of the time.

Also he dates a beautiful girl named Kera)

Yep that’s what I wrote in 02.30 in the night
Magzum is kept by God
Hey, what is that guy’s name?

I believe his name was Magzum

Wow, unusual name, I would like to be friends with him
Magzum by Apitoshka October 19, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
The meaning of the name Magzum is a male Kazakh name
Meaning of the name Magzum: kept by God.

Number of the name Magzum
The number of the name nine (9) indicates people from the world of Bohemia, serving high ideals. A person with the name Magzum devotes his life to finding himself, sometimes painful, and revealing his creative potential.

Not devoid of leadership qualities, they often show such qualities as arrogance, self-esteem, and behave arrogantly, which frighten and repel many others.

The number nine (9) for the name Magzum indicates a refined artistic personality. For them, absolutely everything matters in sexual relations, right down to smells, lighting, and similar details. Understanding with your partner is equally important. If something does not fit into the imaginary scene, then no one will be happy. If everything is in its place, they are completely immersed and dissolved in sex. They are not interested in casual relationships for the reason that they need time to understand, understand and accept their counterpart.

Meaning of letters in the name Magzum
M - reserved, pragmatic, confident, hardworking, cheerful, cautious.
A - proactive, self-centered, ambitious, impetuous, creative, honest.
G - reserved, smart, pragmatic, honest, confident, independent.
Z - shrewd, intelligent, independent, gloomy, diligent, cautious.
Y - insightful, responsive, creative, honest, cheerful, spiritual.
My name is Magzum, which means “kept by Satan”
Satan? Why?

Actually “kept by God”, but my god is Satan
Magzum by Apitoshka October 19, 2020

magnum dong 

A comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease.
As a pickup line:

<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>

"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
magnum dong by Rationalize October 10, 2011

Magnum Opus 

The Latin meaning for "Great Work". Usually meaning the greatest, most popular, pinnacle, or most renowned achievement of an artist, artist or composer. Or a "masterpiece"
Songs for the Deaf is Queens of the Stone Age's magnum opus.

The Dark Knight is Christopher Nolan's magnum opus.
Magnum Opus by Johnny Tentacles July 28, 2009

Magnum Dong 

Magnum Dong is a phrase said by Danny DeVito. He requires a Monster Condom for his Magnum Dong.
I dropped my Monster Condom for my Magnum Dong.
Magnum Dong by Bruuh Moment August 1, 2019

magumbie 

The single breast of a woman.
Look at those magumbies!
magumbie by Scott Swingley October 12, 2015

Magnum dong 

What Danny DeVito has
I dropped my monster condom for my Magnum dong
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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