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A CYOA created by a Romanian fellow known as 'Cris', internet alias; blackwhirlwind.

It revolves around an average joe named Barry on his quest to win a tournament the prize of which would allow him to pursue his aspirations of becoming a wizard, as he is incapable of becoming one through any other means, it appears.

Standard fantasy stuff with a few subversions of the trope. It would be insignificant if it were not for than Cris' openness to ]community] feedback and it still being in development, with the full release being scheduled ~5 years from now, as of this writing.

It has a subreddit and kickass Discord server, the former of the two Cris is somewhat active on and concisely humors the community's collective autism, bless his soul.
The newest Magium chapter is gonna be released next Friday, author says!
Magium by Vicattie=/=God June 2, 2018
I just shidded and camed in my pants cos there is a new chapter of magium out
Magium by Monty the red June 12, 2018

MAGIMOVING

Moving in London when you are still ALIVE.
I'll be MAGIMOVING across LONDON to show you!
MAGIMOVING by FABARM August 4, 2018

magnum dong 

A comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease.
As a pickup line:

<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>

"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
magnum dong by Rationalize October 10, 2011

Magnum Opus 

The Latin meaning for "Great Work". Usually meaning the greatest, most popular, pinnacle, or most renowned achievement of an artist, artist or composer. Or a "masterpiece"
Songs for the Deaf is Queens of the Stone Age's magnum opus.

The Dark Knight is Christopher Nolan's magnum opus.
Magnum Opus by Johnny Tentacles July 28, 2009

Charu Majiumdar 

Father of Indian Communist Movment,
which is the path of new and glorious
society ie to the socialist world.He was
the secretary of the real revolutionary
party in India.The great human lovers was the terror of the enemy of the worker class.

He was like great Communist Leader
Marx,Stalin,Lenin,Mao
He was like other great communist Leader
Marx,Lenin,Stalin,Mao
Charu Majiumdar by goutam pal February 21, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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