Magyver

A thingy mabob, a doohickey

"I used this here doohickey and other magyvers"
"magyverying about"
Hey dude have you found any other magyvers to fix this problem
Quit Magyvering about

hmm hmm yes yes used that and some other ... magyvers

by RoyalBank July 19, 2024

Magyver Stoner

a person who can make a pipe out of almost anything.
popularized by nick swardson.
introduced to me first by jesse clark.

jesse made a pipe out of an orange, and a bong out of a dr. pepper bottle. there fore he is a "magyver stoner"

by Sammy22334434556564 June 2, 2009

Sex Magyver

A sex macgyer will use anything and everything at their disposal, too achieve the desired effect, eg rope swings, with occy straps and zip ties

"Look at that, he's tied her up with an extension cord!"

"Damn that's a sex Magyver right there"

by OG-Nips May 25, 2018

Macgyver

Someone who can jump-start a truck with a cactus.

by Yul August 20, 2003

macgyvered

To use the seemingly useless trinkets and objects in your close vicinity together to accomplish an otherwise impossible task.

So I took my shoelaces, tied them together, lassoed the gas petal (with a paperclip), slid a wrench down it (to change the direction of force), threaded it through the steering wheel, and attached it to the door handle, so when I opened the car door and jumped out, the force from opening the door would cause the car to let on the gas and drive towards the men with the bazookas, letting me escape.”

by Mark Hoye July 8, 2005

Macgyver

v. To inexplicably overcome a perilous situation through the skillful use of random or otherwise unrelated objects.

Dude, I'll Macgyver that shit.

by Detroit Rock citeee September 26, 2010

Macgyver Shit

After taking a mean shit, an act of desperation, usually by the lazy, using a piece of clothing (your roommate's socks, a t-shirt, a bath towel etc.) to wipe your dirty ass after realizing you have absolutely no paper products whatsoever in your house.

Roommate Kevin : "Dude, where are all my socks & towels? I had a ton!"

Fat Jack: "Man, I gotta confession to make. I've been too lazy to buy TP, so I've been wiping my ass clean with your socks & towels & then throwing them away."

Roommate Kevin: "Please tell me you're fucking joking, you lazy fat fuck! Why don't you use your own socks when you Macgyver Shit?!"

by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014