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mactown brownie smusher 

When a rather horny male, takes a warm batch of brownies out of the oven and sticks his schlong into the brownies, for a warm sensible pleasure.
God danggit Jimmy! Get you schlong out of my brownies, you mactown brownie smusher!
Used, sometimes, by residents of Madison, Wisconsin to describe their fair city. More often, though, it's used by those who only wish that they were residents of Madison. These folks tend to congregate in Madtown on Halloween and New Year's Eve to get shitfaced, vomit on the sidewalk, start fights, get arrested, and generally prove why they're not fit to live in such a town (ie, they couldn't get accepted to the University of Wisconsin).
Hey guys, we're in Madtown! Let's drink some Natty Lite and get some hot college bitches!

Did you just say "hot college bitches?" You're not from Madtown are you?
madtown by Dick B December 28, 2005
Slang name for Macon, Georgia.
I was born in Columbus, Georgia but grew up in Mactown.

madtown meat packer 

After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.
My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.
The place where trespassers will be shot, and survivers will be shot again.
maltown by malton November 18, 2006