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west side malvern 

West Side Malvern or commonly referred to as WSM is one of Melbourne's most well know and feared gangs. Run by the leader only known as ICE3. Tags all over Melbourne link to WSM.
West Side Malvern represent yo,
oi cunt have you heard of WSM, Trent and swanny got in.
west side malvern by NETFUX April 15, 2016

Malvern vern 

Malvern is one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in Toronto, Ontario. It’s really common for a shooting or stabbing to occur in malvern . I would say it’s a hood, but it’s still a really nice place to live or hangout in.
Dont go to malvern vern alone
little random city on Long Island, everyone who lives their has more money then the surronding areas. Teens want out, cops suck big time, it has about 6 town parks all with about 10 ft of walking space. Nothin ever goes on here, and mostly old ppl live here. Occassionally ppl spot a black person
wow i can't believe we are stuck in malverne
malverne by Andrew Man January 17, 2008
Literally one of the smallest and richest towns on Long Island. The people here are filthy rich Irish Republicans. The teens are all over-sheltered, spoiled and sometimes weirdos because they have been sent to catholic schools by their racist parents in lieu of the great and diverse Malverne School District. The town is bordered by Lynbrook and West Hempstead. Everyone here eats bagels and Pizza. We all LOVE Danny's Bagels. You will find thicker long island accents here and expensive sports cars parked in front of beautiful, yet modestly sized homes. Everyone has been to Malverne Cinema and has watched Malverne Mel on groundhog day. The teens all go to Lynbrook and West Hempstead to hang out and party because there's too many old people in Malverne. We have our own tiny police department made up of overpaid and under-worked officers who confiscate teens skateboards, harass the minority kids who go to the public schools, and wait for speeders on Ocean Avenue. Everyone knows everyone and there is an extreme community vibe here. An all around great place to live in the end.
"I'm from Malverne, I go to Kellenberg High"

Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #1: Wheres that?

Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #2: You must have money.
Malverne by Long Island Iced Tea August 26, 2013
A girl who understands the world more than anyone should, but doesn't want to. She doesn't usually feel emotions, and puts people off sometimes, whereas other times she makes friends with everyone. She thinks she is stupid. Often confused with being bipolar, but isn't, she just doesn't know who she is. Sometimes she can seem suicidal, and she loves to terrify people. She is a great actor and magnificent liar. Her smile can be contagious. She looks at caring and relationships as boring and overly dull and insignificant. But if you are her friend, she will love you. It's hard to have a serious conversation with her because she doesn't understand that she loves you. If you are her friend, be proud, be patient. It won't be easy, but she will try because anyone who can work their way into her heart is worth trying for. If you are her friend, she will apologize for the slightest thing she does wrong. If she says you are her best friend, it is the one time you can be certain that she is telling the truth because you mean more to her than you will ever know. Despite her seemingly psychopathic/antisocial behavior, she does have the biggest heart you will ever find, but is afraid of it because of the trouble it has caused her. A maeven is one of the most unique people on Earth, and she hides more than anyone will ever know, so if you are friends with a maeven, never let her go, ever.
"I've never met a maeven and frankly, I'm afraid to."
maeven by LilaPepper October 29, 2015
A dark lost soul of pervetism, one to move within the shadows and strike with ero attacks when you least expect it.
Wow did he steal your hentai comics from behind? he must have some maever skills!
maever by Maever March 17, 2007
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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