maeden

Maeden is a basketball player, who is determined always. They like eating food, and are shy in school. They dont go anywhere without friends. Although they want to be right, they aren't always. They are smart and people are often appalled when they find out she is younger. If you're a guy, get yourself a Maeden.

Friend: I need help with the test.
Maeden: I can help you, what do you need?

by MonkeyBaller03 November 15, 2018

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Maeden

A basketball player that is always determined. She is shy a lot of the time, but really nice and funny when you get to know her. She has a crush on a guy that starts with a "K". And always is there for friends.

Friend: I need a Maeden in my life. I need to do homework.
Maeden: Don't worry, I'm smart!

by MonkeyBaller03 November 15, 2018

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Maeden

A basketball player that is always determined. She is shy a lot of the time, but really nice and funny when you get to know her. She has a crush on a guy that starts with a "K". And always is there for friends.

Friend: I need a Maeden in my life. I need to do homework.
Maeden: Don't worry, I'm smart!

by MonkeyBaller03 November 15, 2018

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square marden

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.

I always dreamed to square marden.

by toph bei fong is awesome May 24, 2011

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Maidenless

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.

Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft

by Squambo March 7, 2022

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Maidenless

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.

Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022

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