To treat, combine, or absorb some Maddox wisdom into your brain box.
NOTE: Maddox is a popular online satirist who wrote the book "The Alphabet of Manliness" and who is the writer and brains behind the popular online satirical website maddox dot xmission dot com
Wow, have you read the latest Maddoxrant? I've been totally maddoxygenated.
Maddoxism is not a religion, as it is not comprised of myths, fairy tales, and legends. Maddoxism is real. The equivalent 'god' in Maddoxism is Maddox himself. Some facts about life that Maddoxism emphasizes:
- For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three. (anti-vegeterianism)
- Women are inferior to men. (anti-Women's Rights and all that bs)
- Hippies, seniors, children, and generally people are inferior to God himself and should be killed in the name of Maddox. (pro-Maddox)
- Beef jerky and Maddox are generally the best things in the world.