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Macoya is an amazing girl. She will always be there to listen to you, and you should make sure you can listen to her! Macoya’s tend to be competitive, but in a fun way. Macoya is also very loving and will do anything for her friends. Macoya is super pretty, but doesn’t think she is. She is also the FUNNIEST person you will ever meet!!! If you find a macoya in your life, don’t let her go!!!
Macoya’s bff: OMG Macoya is so funny and pretty

Guy: Yeah, she always beats me in arm wrestles though....
Macoya by anonymous August 27, 2019
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macoytard 

macoytard is a term for people who are god-awfully obsessed with the Philippines's late dictator's family, the Marcoses. A useless, tax-evading politician, he has been carrying his father's bloody and coincidentally, ill-gotten wealth ever since. Moronic Filipinos still worship this god-forsaken family due to the misinformation and urban legends surrounding their ill-gotten wealth and conspiracy theories which they now finally banked on, preying on old unsuspecting people and idiot teenagers.
He's a macoytard, he supports the Marcoses despite all the atrocities they did to the people.
macoytard ako putangina mo SOLIDBBM2022 padin
macoytard by theragingmole November 29, 2021
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Macoya • Macoye • Maloya • macaya • maceya • maciyah • macoia • Macoma • macoman • macomary
A funny girl who is beautiful and smart. If you find a macaya, spoil her and marry her because she is like no other girl
she's like no other girl, she must be a macaya!
macaya by macaya June 9, 2014
a guy who is really attractive. never shows his feelings. nice. but cares. doesnt text back.
your cute macoy
macoy by JEEBSLOVER69 January 5, 2011
The ultimate definition of insanity; not only is it crazy, but it is usually overly OCD, and probably has been, currently is, or will be a pedophile. Don't mess with it, for it hates to joke around. Also, a Mecoyah has a great love for Freight Trains and "Shock and Awe."
Example 1: "Man, my teacher just handed me a 60 question study guide and told me, 'You be lookin sexy in dem jeans girl.'" "Wow, what a Mecoyah!"

Example 2: "OMG, we had a pop quiz today in US, it came at us like a freight train!" "Way to be a Mecoyah."

Example 3: "Nicholas, I want to know about your wife." "THAT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL. YOU'RE CLEARLY HIGH, AREN'T YOU?!" "GOD, you don't have to be such a Mecoyah!"

Example 4: "I just keep raping your class." "So...you rape things, too?" "...what a Mecoyah..."

Example 5: "Yo man, I found a picture of a guy licking his foot and he looks EXACTLY like you!!!" "That's disgusting...I feel like I just got hit by a freight train..." "What are you, a Mecoyah or something?"

Example 6: "All righty class, 'Shock and Awe' is coming at you momentarily!" "It's not like you're a Mecoyah or anything..." "Hey, don't say that! I know how to take a joke!" "Oh yeah? Well then, I like your UGGS, who bought them for you, your wife?" "THAT'S NOT FUNNY." "...Exactly."
Mecoyah by Meuymeu January 21, 2012
Make America Goya Again

A movement to support Goya. They're the greatest beans, everyone agrees.

* All Beans Matter
Bob was told Goya beans are racist because orange man bad. He proceeded to buy a yuuuge amount of Goya beans and yelled-

"MAGOYAA! Fuck you Antifa and prepare to for the gas!"
MAGOYAA by MAGOYAA Monster July 23, 2020
Maloya is perfect. She’s the best.
Maloya is love maloya is life.
Maloya by Malolamenace November 21, 2021
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