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Macoy Strawn 

The best person in the world. Everyone loves him and wants to have smooch-smooch time in bed. He is a absolute NIGGER-FAGGOT.
Bob:That kid over there is a macoy strawn.
Steve:You mean that retard.
Bob:Yea.
Steve:Yea he is.
Macoy Strawn by hskvbcak, February 23, 2017

Macoy's Grandma 

A person who picks up your phone without your consent and then listens to your friends talk without let your friends know that they are listening.
"Stop listen you creep! Your such a Macoy's Grandma!"
Macoy's Grandma by hi25225 August 13, 2016

dj macoy 

An asshole who thinks he can get the babes but cant becuase he dumped a girl and talks shit about her only becuase of a rumor and he thinks he is hot shit but only is a swagfag with no balls
Who is that guy?
Dj macoy
dj macoy by Foo u is crazy April 22, 2015

The real macoy 

term used in the 1920's during prohibition to assure that the liquor you were purchasing on the black market was real; Making sure something is original, real, or authentic.
Are those cigars the real macoy?

Are those breast the real macoy?

Here man its the real macoy.

Ugly macoy 

A gay NIGGER-FAGGOT that gets zero bitches and also sharts themself 24/7 and is a really bad boy
Person 1: I think ugly macoy is a gay NIGGER-FAGGOT
Ugly macoy by Bobbyrissy June 24, 2022

macob jetts

The action of failing miserably and describes a person who can never get what they desire. *cough* Brigitte *cough* This action may succeed at certain points but usually never occurs. Pulling this action may cause severe misfortune to the person commencing the verb and those around them.
Boi he's pulling a Macob Jetts!
Boi he messed up again!
Wtf! Stop pulling a Macob Jetts!
Jesus Christ my lord and savior please save us from the Macob Jetts....
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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