Macheso 

A tall dark , appealing, guy who doesn't give a sh*t.

Tinashe loves Macheso typa guy

Macheso by Cupid78 July 12, 2021

machelor's degree 

Receiving both your bachelor's and master's degree from the same institution.

My friend was too lazy to research other universities, so he just stayed here to get his 6 year machelor's degree

machelor's degree by Tee-Kas September 17, 2010

ein matheson 

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.

ein attempted suicide

ein matheson by awesome March 1, 2005

Matheson 

The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor

"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"

Matheson by the alpha ogre-lord September 24, 2014

machestical 

Like majestic, but with boobs.

"Damn, she's looking machestical tonight."

machestical by ermahgerdgarlicbread October 31, 2013

matheson whittaker 

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.

Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks

matheson whittaker by And I Oop sksksksksksksksksksk September 9, 2019

Jeffrey Matheson 

The state of being chubby.

I feel really Jeffrey Matheson right now.

Jeffrey Matheson by Princess daisy sugar pie February 20, 2018