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machelor's degree 

Receiving both your bachelor's and master's degree from the same institution.
My friend was too lazy to research other universities, so he just stayed here to get his 6 year machelor's degree
machelor's degree by Tee-Kas September 17, 2010

ein matheson 

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.
ein attempted suicide
ein matheson by awesome March 1, 2005

Matheson 

The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor
"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"
Matheson by the alpha ogre-lord September 24, 2014

machestical 

Like majestic, but with boobs.
"Damn, she's looking machestical tonight."
machestical by ermahgerdgarlicbread October 31, 2013

matheson whittaker 

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.
Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks

Jeffrey Matheson 

The state of being chubby.
I feel really Jeffrey Matheson right now.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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