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This is a special type of guy. A thicc boi who likes thicc anime thots. He's into young women,drinking like a mf everyday,and going to the gym. His pecks are impeccable. He is one of a kind. He also likes old women preferably grandmas and a bit of alcohol to go with it..well maybe a little but more alcohol.
A:Goddamn,look at that man. He's a hunk.
B:Yup,he's Maceto.

A:Look at that guy, he's flirting with that grandma.
B:He's drunk too.
C:Oh! That's Maceto hes just like that.
Maceto by marzzomars November 21, 2021
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mactopus 

When 2 people are getting their mack on (making out) & arms are going everywhere like an octopus.
Whoa check out the mactopus! Go Kath!

Kath & Doug are totally mactopussing right now, their arms are everywhere.
mactopus by Spanananna May 22, 2013
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macetheredge

an adverb describing someone who is obsessed with nudes of any humans/ animals. If you know a person like this they are also probably known as a perv. Macetheredges are also very stubborn because they just want nudes and will not stop until they get them.
“This person keeps on asking for nudes, he must be a macetheredge.”
macetheredge by johnsssevehshshshs January 11, 2021

uh ah grunt maceo 

uh ah grunt maceo
uh ah grunt maceo by andy1 November 20, 2003

macedonian version 

Pirated version of a video game, downloaded in advance. Obtained before street date. Popularized on the gamefaqs message board Nonstop Gaming - General by user White Wolf Kiba (who may or may not actually be from Macedonia and have a difficult time obtaining legitimate copies of games).
White Wolf Kiba posted "I downloaded the superior macedonian version of White Knight Chronicles".
macedonian version by baacchus December 11, 2011

Alexander the Great was Macedonian

Like "Alexander the Great was a Slav", this is meant to piss off greek people because they think that hes greek, but hes actually macedonian. His parents were literally Macedonian, and although he spoke greek and macdonians did adopt greek traditions, that doesne mean that hes greek.
Rando rice farmer: Hey SOKRATIS, Alexander the Great was Macedonian
Sokratis: NONOOONOONO HE WAS GREKEEKEK YOU STUPIDD MONKEY
short for "model-actor" - the people who live in Los Angeles trying to make it as a model-actor-whatever and appear on many reality tv shows...see also "attention whore"
Check out the new cast of Survivor, half of them are mactors this year.
mactor by ftwftw July 17, 2006