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This is a special type of guy. A thicc boi who likes thicc anime thots. He's into young women,drinking like a mf everyday,and going to the gym. His pecks are impeccable. He is one of a kind. He also likes old women preferably grandmas and a bit of alcohol to go with it..well maybe a little but more alcohol.
A:Goddamn,look at that man. He's a hunk.
B:Yup,he's Maceto.

A:Look at that guy, he's flirting with that grandma.
B:He's drunk too.
C:Oh! That's Maceto hes just like that.
Maceto by marzzomars November 21, 2021
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mactopus 

When 2 people are getting their mack on (making out) & arms are going everywhere like an octopus.
Whoa check out the mactopus! Go Kath!

Kath & Doug are totally mactopussing right now, their arms are everywhere.
mactopus by Spanananna May 22, 2013
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macetheredge

an adverb describing someone who is obsessed with nudes of any humans/ animals. If you know a person like this they are also probably known as a perv. Macetheredges are also very stubborn because they just want nudes and will not stop until they get them.
“This person keeps on asking for nudes, he must be a macetheredge.”
macetheredge by johnsssevehshshshs January 11, 2021

uh ah grunt maceo 

the entire vocabulary of james brown
uh ah grunt maceo by andy1 November 20, 2003

macedonian version 

Pirated version of a video game, downloaded in advance. Obtained before street date. Popularized on the gamefaqs message board Nonstop Gaming - General by user White Wolf Kiba (who may or may not actually be from Macedonia and have a difficult time obtaining legitimate copies of games).
White Wolf Kiba posted "I downloaded the superior macedonian version of White Knight Chronicles".
macedonian version by baacchus December 11, 2011

Alexander the Great was Macedonian

Like "Alexander the Great was a Slav", this is meant to piss off greek people because they think that hes greek, but hes actually macedonian. His parents were literally Macedonian, and although he spoke greek and macdonians did adopt greek traditions, that doesne mean that hes greek.
Rando rice farmer: Hey SOKRATIS, Alexander the Great was Macedonian
Sokratis: NONOOONOONO HE WAS GREKEEKEK YOU STUPIDD MONKEY
short for "model-actor" - the people who live in Los Angeles trying to make it as a model-actor-whatever and appear on many reality tv shows...see also "attention whore"
Check out the new cast of Survivor, half of them are mactors this year.
mactor by ftwftw July 17, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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