mactopus

When 2 people are getting their mack on (making out) & arms are going everywhere like an octopus.

Whoa check out the mactopus! Go Kath!

Kath & Doug are totally mactopussing right now, their arms are everywhere.

by Spanananna May 22, 2013

Macropuss

when a man or woman's promiscuous behavior forces them to jump into a new social group.

Origin from the Macrpus family (Kangaroo's) known for ability to Jump due to fast twitch muscles and over sexual and aggressive nature.

Looks like all the girls in my neighborhood know how much of a manhore I am, forced to macropuss again.

Tonya is such a slut, she macropusses all the time though so nobody really knows.

Looks like I macropussed myself outta the west side of town

by lull and troy August 26, 2011

moctopus

An eight-legged creature that pretends he's an octopus but has no suction cups on his tentacles so he's kind of like an eight-legged slippery squid arm Giant. He can't grab anything but he can sure slap the shit out of a lot of stuff. He is soft-spoken underline severe anger issues borderline serial killer.

Chris " no John you don't want to go in that water today"
John " why the hell wouldn't I it's a beautiful damn day"
Chris " you know there's a ton of those moctopusses out there and you know they get ahold of you oh wait, they can't hold on to you but they will slap the shit right out of you... so go ahead"

by Burnettesss December 16, 2017