macedonians 

The men;Work and then come home to drink Rakija
The women;Cook graf all day
The children;Study all day because a "B" is like getting an "F"
The Baba;Makes kifle for the decina
The Dedo;Gives you money and drinks lots of liquor and thinks lamb is good :X
The teta;Revolves her life around the fortune told in the tursko cafe cup
The Tetin;thinks hes the only one whos knows how to cook lamb on a rotisary
The Neighboors;Wonder why the Macedonian wedding have to be so damn big and why we make a spherical oval and dance around

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macedonians

macedonians by zibbay baayyyy April 29, 2009

Macedonians 

Macedonian are a peoples and nationality originaly living in Western Balkans. Today, only around 1,5 million of the overall ~5 million Macedonians still live in their origin country Macedonia.

The reason for this is a history of persecution, oppression, exploitation and poverty. Still today Macedonians experience racism, hate, imperialism and oppression.

History revisionism is a common phenomenon and problem within the Balkans. Especially Macedonians, but also Greeks, describe themself as decendants of ancient Macedon and Alexander the Great. In reality, the Macedon civilisation was destroyed and extincted more than 2000 years ago.

I sometimes hang around with Macedonians.

Macedonians by Rabennarbe June 29, 2022

macedonian version 

Pirated version of a video game, downloaded in advance. Obtained before street date. Popularized on the gamefaqs message board Nonstop Gaming - General by user White Wolf Kiba (who may or may not actually be from Macedonia and have a difficult time obtaining legitimate copies of games).

White Wolf Kiba posted "I downloaded the superior macedonian version of White Knight Chronicles".

macedonian version by baacchus December 11, 2011

Alexander the Great was Macedonian

Like "Alexander the Great was a Slav", this is meant to piss off greek people because they think that hes greek, but hes actually macedonian. His parents were literally Macedonian, and although he spoke greek and macdonians did adopt greek traditions, that doesne mean that hes greek.

Rando rice farmer: Hey SOKRATIS, Alexander the Great was Macedonian
Sokratis: NONOOONOONO HE WAS GREKEEKEK YOU STUPIDD MONKEY

Alexander the Great was Macedonian by NotDuke69420 October 26, 2022

Mandonians 

A collective group of 6 or more mannys in a particular area .

Boy: "Hello what is your name ?"
Manny1: "Manny"
Boy: "are you all called manny?"

Manny2:" yes we are referred to as the mandonians ."

Mandonians by Hollow_Milk August 26, 2017

Macedonian Steam Shower 

Macedonian Steam Shower: a truly filthy manuvere. After a hard night of drinking and general pizza parlor mayhem; once must first have a breakfast complete with dirty cups of coffee and plenty of eggs. Upon completion of breakfast the artist takes a huge, dirty shit. While shitting it is important to turn the hot water on in a shower ensuring then next man in the room is treated to a truly thick and penetrating shit smell. The only way to rid oneself of this stink is suicide.

Tim thought he was hungover, but when I hit him with the Macedonian Steam Shower, he almost died.

Macedonian Steam Shower by The Notorious G.I.B. November 5, 2009

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia 

On the 17th of September 1918 - the end of World War I. Germany is almost defeated as well as Austro-Hungary. Their ally Bulgaria is standing at the Macedonian front against the vast army of the allies which includes britains french serbians greeks indians australians americans and new zealands total number - 336 000 men with artillery. Against them is standing 9th Pleven Division which consists of 11 000 bulgarian soldiers and 11th Macedonian Division which includes macedonian militia. At the night before the battle the allies fired 370 000 shells including chemical shells. They thought that they destroyed the Bulgarian army but actually they killed only 9 men. In the morning the allied army attacked the Bulgarian possitions. The bulgarians are firing at the britans with 430 machine guns almost no one survives. The greeks also attacked the macedonian possitions but the defenders had flamethrowers and they burned around 10 000 greeks. At the end of the battle the britain army was annihilated - more than 65 000 casualties. It was the biggest military defeat in the whole british war story.

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia by Vladimir Vazov February 13, 2009