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Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
Related Words
A species of human that are...
-Very weird
-Likes meme songs
-Lots of inside jokes
-So called "gifted"
-Hates popular kids
Look, that's a Maccian!
Maccian by posterolive2018 January 1, 2019

maichang 

From the Tamang language, the term "maichang" is referring to a girl, preferably a younger girl.
Damn, that maichang is so beautiful! I want to ask that maichang out!
maichang by therealom February 27, 2020

Leon Marchand 

The biggest name in swimming since Michael Phelps. (Trust me he isn’t) He is currently training under Phelps’ old coach Bob bowman and currently gunning for Phelps’ last individual world record.
Barring some unforeseen circumstances, Leon Marchand will break Michael Phelps last individual world record (the 400 Individual Medley) before 2023 is over.

Oliver Marchant 

Fat chunky cunt, milk titties, tits are bigger than mount Everest, he cracked the ground when his tits fall down, nicknamed Mr Norco.
Her tits are as big as Oliver Marchants

Marchanditod 

A condition where physical and mental control is markedly diminished by illicit substances.
“Is Carl okay?” “I don’t know, I’m pretty sure he is marchanditod”
Marchanditod by Flipper_15 October 29, 2022