Ancient Australian Proverb - A Macca's run is a sacred late night ritual performed by all p-plate license holding kids in Australia. It's a trip to the local Maccas at a late hour with you, the deso driver, and one faithful mate to carry all the orders that only half your fucking useless friends have paid for and if you're the only fucker sober at the party it's your arse asking for 40 fucking oreo McFlurry's at 2 AM.
A rite of passage undertaken by all true Alphas. The Maccas Crawl, a custom embedded in history, involves participants travelling to all McDonald's in home state or province. It is an ancient tradition created by the Core Four, the four founding fathers of the sacred ritual. Before undertaking said ritual, it is essential for all participants to start with a quick prayer to the Core Four. Once completed the Maccas Crawl participants will then become true men among boys.
An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.
I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.
AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
n. To round up all your friends some time after midnight and drive down to the nearest 24 hour McDonalds for burgers, cones, apple pies or whatever else the night's cravings bring.