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A person (mostly a girl) who frequently injures themselves unintentionally and has a tendency to fall into holes, either literal or metaphorical, often due to clumsiness, distraction, or a lack of spatial awareness.
I made an oopsie and did a MacPhail for falling into the hole.
MacPhail by Blootz April 27, 2025
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jackson mcphail 

a skiny slim jim but is 9 feet tall
jackson mcphail by DuRzSz November 10, 2020
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Machaila 

an amazing chica that always has a smile on! she's ready to help a friend in need and she loves to see people happy!!!! Loves all sports! espeically Softball and VolleyBall!!
Machaila you smile too much.
Machaila by Blue Eyed Beauty September 30, 2009

Agnes McPhail 

(verb) To hurl someone over one's shoulder and through a brick wall, and then high-five an old person in celebration.
Man, that guy pisses me off so much, I'm going to go Agnes McPhail him right now.
Agnes McPhail by Mr. Mercutio May 29, 2009
The act of pooping in your pants while eating a McDonald's sandwich. Mcphailing can sometimes be accompanied with retching, regurgitation and in extreme cases, chain farting and/or bleeding.
sparkle had the worst mcphail in the history of the world. she crapped herself while eating a McRib
Mcphail by Stainberg January 25, 2010
When the workers at McDonald's mess up your order and give you the wrong meal.
Guy 1: Hey! I asked for a Big Mac with extra pickles. I don't even have any pickles!
Guy 2: Total McPhail.
McPhail by Pickle28 April 10, 2022
A Mcphail is someone who plays guitar in a band and loves iron maiden. They also have to have long black hair and play guitar. Also wear t shirts with no sleeves so you come across as hard.
Kern in badminton lessons when he plays guitar with badminton racket, whilst wearing a sleevless t shirt, and he has long black hair.

At that current moment, Kern is a mcphail.
Mcphail by BB Butters October 30, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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