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The act of pooping in your pants while eating a McDonald's sandwich. Mcphailing can sometimes be accompanied with retching, regurgitation and in extreme cases, chain farting and/or bleeding.
sparkle had the worst mcphail in the history of the world. she crapped herself while eating a McRib
Mcphail by Stainberg January 25, 2010
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When the workers at McDonald's mess up your order and give you the wrong meal.
Guy 1: Hey! I asked for a Big Mac with extra pickles. I don't even have any pickles!
Guy 2: Total McPhail.
McPhail by Pickle28 April 10, 2022
A Mcphail is someone who plays guitar in a band and loves iron maiden. They also have to have long black hair and play guitar. Also wear t shirts with no sleeves so you come across as hard.
Kern in badminton lessons when he plays guitar with badminton racket, whilst wearing a sleevless t shirt, and he has long black hair.

At that current moment, Kern is a mcphail.
Mcphail by BB Butters October 30, 2006

jackson mcphail 

a skiny slim jim but is 9 feet tall
jackson mcphail by DuRzSz November 10, 2020

Agnes McPhail 

(verb) To hurl someone over one's shoulder and through a brick wall, and then high-five an old person in celebration.
Man, that guy pisses me off so much, I'm going to go Agnes McPhail him right now.
Agnes McPhail by Mr. Mercutio May 29, 2009

mcphilbin 

a mcphilbin is a very strange breed. often from manchester and are almost always massive fans of manchester united. not always well mannered, but generally think of other's best interests and the long term result.
you can tell that he's a mcphilbin!
mcphilbin by brunette2305 August 25, 2009

Ryan McPhaul

A 6”3 sexy ass man that can pull any dude he wants. Amazing athleticism, and will dunk on you if challenged to a 1v1.
Ryan McPhaul just kissed your mans.
Ryan McPhaul by Ben_Dover567 November 28, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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