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Mac Fiend  

A specie of human who will compulsively buy any product as long as there is a lower case "i" in front of its name.
my friend is such a Mac Fiend he says things like "hey dude i waited in line for three and a half days to get my new iToaster. I love it even though it cost 580 dollars more than my other one and has the same functionality!!!"
Mac Fiend by Eli Buddah March 10, 2008
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Macfriend 

Someone who appears to be a friend while convincing you to buy an Apple Mac. Once you buy a Mac and find out for yourself how unreliable it is, your friend is nowhere to be found.
I used to think Brad was a friend but now that I'm having trouble with my new Mac he is nowhere to be found. I should have known he was just a Macfriend.
Macfriend by Kuch June 17, 2008
A person who cannot control their cravings for Mcdonalds after 12 AM.
We have to hit McDonalds on the way home because Evan is a McFiend.
McFiend by bignuece September 17, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026