Mac & Jack

Mac & Jack is just a fancy phrase that simply means masturbation.

When I'm horny I like to mac & jack.

Mac & Jack by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Mac jack

Stealing a macbook from someone when they are not paying attention

Jimmy got mac jacked when he wasn't paying attention in class

Mac jack by LostKeys666 September 16, 2009

mac-jack

Someone who uses a macintosh and thinks they're the greatest things ever. Usually doesn't know a damn thing about computers.

That mac-jack has every piece of mac compatible software and it can't even fill his harddrive.

mac-jack by JiaXue November 24, 2003

Mac and Jack

A variation of Mac and Cheese. Instead of using milk for the cheese sauce, you use Jack Daniels.

Tom: Yo, you see last week's Epic Meal Time? They made some killer Mac and Jack.

Jerry: Dude I know! I made some last night and it was awesome!

Mac and Jack by Lord_Squeaks January 11, 2012

jack mac 

A computer thats sole purpose for existence is accessing sexually explicit material for the purpose of self-gratification.

Hammo: Hey Timmy, got any porn vids, I just got blue-balled that that girl with no tits

Timmy: Sorry mate, I don't have any vids, but the jack mac is full of pleasing material.

jack mac by paddymac September 11, 2009

jack mac attack 

The act of pulling out of the womans vagina, Spreading her ass checks apart and ejaculating on her butthole

Brah that bitch got real mad when she got jack mac attacked

I cant believe you jack mac'd that girl in the bathroom!

jack mac attack by trailerpark jesus January 1, 2014

Mac 'n jack

To masturbate into, or using, a bowl of Mac 'n Cheese

"I saw sam the other day, he just finished a Mac 'n Jack. Also, dinner was great."

Mac 'n jack by Balls Hurricane Fapsy June 12, 2016