Definitions by paddymac

jack mac 

A computer thats sole purpose for existence is accessing sexually explicit material for the purpose of self-gratification.

Hammo: Hey Timmy, got any porn vids, I just got blue-balled that that girl with no tits

Timmy: Sorry mate, I don't have any vids, but the jack mac is full of pleasing material.

jack mac by paddymac September 11, 2009

don't bother calling 

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

don't bother calling by paddymac August 25, 2009

candied slickins 

the natural lubricant that occurs in a vagina during sex, often expelled in varying quantities during different levels of stimulation.

guy 1: Did u see that girls squirt her love juice across the room?

guy 2: yeah, those candied slickins must have travelled at least 10 foot.

candied slickins by paddymac August 25, 2009

laughtear 

Uncontrollable laughing and crying at the same time. Usually as a result of trying to cheer someone up while they are upset.

Jenny was so upset last night so I tried to cheer her up with the midget dance. I kind of worked cos' she burst into laughtear

laughtear by paddymac March 27, 2009

made piss 

1. when a person sucks back a fully packed bong, and coughs vigorously for a prolonged period of time.

2. to get beaten up badly

I thumbscrewed Jimmy a monster bong and he took the whole thing... but he was made piss

I can believe that guys started on me, didn't he know he would get made piss

made piss by Paddymac September 1, 2006

half a raja 

A term used to describe the state of a penis whilst between flacid and erect. Basically half erect.

I was gonna show that girl the time of her life, but I could only muster up half a raja

half a raja by Paddymac August 31, 2006

muck bag 

Insulting term for an ugly woman.

you: check out that blond, she's a nice piece

me: are you serious? That muck bag.. she's got a face like a careless beekeeper

muck bag by Paddymac August 31, 2006