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Mauser is a firearms manufacturing company that boomed in the 1800's under the direction of Paul Mauser and his brother Willhelm Mauser in Germany.

Mauser is most well known from two of it's designs, the Mauser 98 Rifle, and the C96 Broomhandle Pistol.

Mauser created the bolt action system as we know it today, derived from early needle operated systems. Mauser desinged rifles became the standard in most developed European nations by the late 1870's (especially in Germany) The Mauser 98, created in 1898 was, and still is considered one of the best bolt-action rifles ever. The Mauser also featured a five round internal magazine. In a conclusion from the Spanish-American war where the Mauser was being used against us, the United States also switched to using a rifle that highly copied Mauser, the Springfield m1903 The Mauser 98 and variants served Germany through two World Wars, and many third world countries continued using the 98 until the 1980's. Even today many of the most popular bolt-action rifles still use the original Mauser action.

Also, Mauser is generally credited with producing the first practical semi-automatic pistol in 1896, the C96 Broomhandle Mauser which predated the original Luger design by 2 years . Though the borchardt pistol predated it, it was too clumsy for practical use. The C96 served informally in large numbers throughout Europe throughout the World War I Europe, but by far the largest users were the Chinese which used it in large numbers beyond World War II and in many chamberings. A modified C96 was also used as the blaster pistol in the Star Wars original trilogy.
To shoot something with a Mauser rifle.

A Broomhandle Mauser pistol.
Mauser by GunCat May 3, 2006

Mauser C-96 

A semi-automatic pistol that rarley jammed. It's magazine was stationed in the front. It was also know as the broom handle. The C-96 was first used in combat during 1916 in World War I by officers of the German Cavalry.
Mauser C-96

1. M-1916
2. The Broom Handle
3. The world's strangest and biggest semi-automatic pistol.
Mauser C-96 by Le Mans August 20, 2005

Mauser#0001 

He is the pure definition of a CHAD. He is the chaddest of all chads. He is so chad that he built the Berlin Wall.
Dude, I wish I was like Mauser#0001, I don't want to be a virgin anymore...

trouser mauser 

The male sexual member

see beef bayonet
Put your trouser mauser away!
trouser mauser by Xlat September 2, 2003

Mauserize 

to get one's act together, to be an absolute phenom
" Dude we have a huge exam tomorrow, we gotta mauserize and study tonight"

" We won the game today! We totally mauserized it!"
"Guys, we're running late, we gotta mauserize"
Mauserize by sparklyglitter92 October 23, 2022

Dirty Mauser 

When you’re getting a blumpkin during an afterburner and finish SO HARD that it aftershocks out her nose and gets all over the toilet.
Bro I was so fuckin drunk and full of 7 layer burritos, she got a Dirty Mauser when we got home and LOVED IT!!!
Dirty Mauser by iPlowser July 15, 2020
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