My squeeze 

You friend or homie, your good friend, someone that's always there for you

You're my squeeze
My squeeze is always there for me

My squeeze by Drpepper2111 August 31, 2015

squeeze my shoes 

Heard more in past decades than currently--but NOT a dead expression, by any means. Although you'll likely only hear it come from the lips of the white, local-born folks living in the bigger, Northeast metro areas of the US.

The best definition is no definition. Better to put it this way: consider it the cleaner mouthed, more socially acceptable (especially in mixed company) way of saying "Don't bust my balls." The two expressions are virtually interchangeable.

1PM, Steve shows up 3 hours late for work...
The Boss: "Good morning, Steve--glad you could join us."
Steve: "C'mon boss, don't squeeze my shoes, will ya? You worked me for 13 hours yesterday and I didn't get home until 7AM."

squeeze my shoes by Boneyard, Nails October 17, 2015

squeeze my weenier 

"squeeze my weenier " is a term that ohmwrecker/masked-gamer said whilst trying to get a point in cards against humanity and still get ad revenue at the same time but because YouTube is so bad he or his friends wont get ads anyway because the ad-pocalypse has struck

3rd grade boy: hey girl ya wanna go under the stairs after period 3 and squeeze my weenier ?
girl: ewwww
3rd grade boy: i can make it move like a caterpillar girl

girl: still no yet impressive

squeeze my weenier by yaboilucabray2005 March 30, 2019

squeeze my lemon 

Old blues singer code for male masturbation.

"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg!"

-Robert Johnson

squeeze my lemon by Smurfman256 October 4, 2017

Squeeze my cat

Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.

Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.

Squeeze my cat by arb05002 October 16, 2011

Squeeze my Hog 

When one is in the act of squeezing their own hog

Fed: "Bro, what are you doing"

Greek: "Hold on let me squeeze my hog, COME HERE BOY LET ME SQUEEZE YOU"

Squeeze my Hog by Giant thunder cock October 31, 2018

my main squeeze 

Your best friend, home skillet, buddy for life, homie home dog, home skillet biscuit, friend for life,usually of Mexican heritage, around 5 feet tall, often named Andrea because you guys are BFFS and he/she is the real MVP. All in all, your uber duper extra best friend.

Yo that girl Andrea is my main squeeze, we been friends since all the way back in 2010

my main squeeze by Thugmaster3k October 7, 2015