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squeeze my lemon

Old blues singer code for male masturbation.

"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg!"

-Robert Johnson

by Smurfman256 October 4, 2017

Wall Licker

A stickler for texture quality in video games; usually a PC Master Racer. The apparent act of closely examining texture detail on an object in a game results in the player having to get right next to that object as if he was going to lick it. Coined by John "TotalBiscuit" Bain.

Gamer 1: Right, I just installed Crysis 3, lets set everything to max and examine the texture quality.
Gamer 2: Pfft. Stupid PC players being wall lickers.
Gamer 1: SILENCE FILTHY CONSOLE PEASANT!

by Smurfman256 January 28, 2015