MY LEGS 

An unknown, random response or statement used with people who have nothing better to say.

Oh hey dude! Wanna smoke!?!? No but you can smoke MY LEGS.

MY LEGS by itslitdude November 4, 2015

my legs hurt

You need to poop, real bad

Mr. K, is the bus going to be pulling over soon? My legs hurt.

my legs hurt by Yollanda April 13, 2007

My legs just divorced 

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

My legs just divorced by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 23, 2024

shaved my legs for nothing 

Didn't get any sex - used by women whose men didn't put out.

Jen: "Jim and I had a fight last night."
Sue: "Yeah?"
Jen: "Yeah. So I shaved my legs for nothing."

shaved my legs for nothing by "Colchicum" September 5, 2008

My balls are sticking to my legs 

A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.

On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.

Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!

George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.

Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.

George W. Bush: California summers ...

My balls are sticking to my legs by Nutthead June 21, 2010

that thing between my legs 

Yer dick/fanny

What's that thing between my legs

that thing between my legs by NerdyBulbasaur December 26, 2016

till my legs break 

phrase
Riding the d for so long that your legs physically break.

*a fine nigga posting sum*
“till my legs break”

till my legs break by realdelusionalshi March 16, 2023