my grandma 

an old lady the will fill you up and she is a very nice girl that has treats forever! :)

boy: my grandma is the best in the whole world

other boy: how so?

boy: she can get me any snacks I want

other boy: wow thats soo cool

boy: I know right!

my grandma by im mr.awesome man January 1, 2021

My Grandma! 

A term showing excitement!

It's crack nigga, My Grandma!

My Grandma! by the pizza guy February 19, 2015

my grandma got a vasectomy 

The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.

Ay that mf potato flammin, my grandma got a vasectomy.

my grandma got a vasectomy by Jejeejje July 19, 2020

My Grandma’s Right Knee 

gone

where did my grandma’s right knee go

My Grandma’s Right Knee by EggYT December 23, 2024

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Call my grandma 

A subtle and sly way to say you need to take a shit.

I'll be back in a couple minutes, I just need to call my grandma

Call my grandma by serum114 October 31, 2010

On My Grandma!!

When you run out of things or people to swear upon. In other words, When you know you're lying but you already put it on God, Your Momma, Yourself, Your Soul, Your Dad, Your Gang and all you have left is your grandma. Poor Grandma, I bet you are scared of putting it on her, because you still live with her.

Bruh! Hey Bruh! I have 20 Flat Screen TV's and 3 Lamborghinis, we is Lottery world champions, on my Grandma!!

On My Grandma!! by The_Bambino_88 November 6, 2019