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The word you call your mom when trying to be funny and you get smacked in the back of the head.
I called my mom muther and now I’m grounded
The proper spelling of "muther", often used to describe a woman who is pregnant or mother of an infant.
Amy: "I heard Megan was planning on becoming a Müther soon?"

You: "Yeah, her and her husband just started trying for a new baby"
müther by Jay2018 May 23, 2018

muther fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane 

muther fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane!!!!!

muther cunt 

A designation for the mother of all cunts. In fact it can be scientifically notated as: matriarchal vaginogenesis. Used as a compund descriptor of ones supreme cuntness. It can be used as a male title of mal-nobility as well or in general.
My sister walked in on me getting head from my boyfriend. She called me a whore! Said we interupted her playing 'vigaina D.J.' What a muther cunt!!!
muther cunt by Mr. Nate December 1, 2014

Muther Hubbard 

A satisfying alternative to the similar sounding offensive word "mother f******"
Originally used by Mother Hubbard circa 1805, when she found her cupboards were bare.
Can be used infront of children, infront of relatives, at the work place and at a place of worship.

To be used in times of despair or when someone has wronged you.

Only to be used as an expression of despair or disapproval but not to be used as a direct insult.
Opening a kitchen cupboard to find that there is no bone for your dog "Muther Hubbard"
Someone has taken the last rolo when you were actually saving it for yourself - "Muther Hubbard"
You have arrived at the airport in good time and there are no queues, but you are at the wrong airport "Muther Hubbard!"
Muther Hubbard by kayeffsea April 11, 2019

Muther Futher 

(1)person whom Fornicates with thier maternal birth mechanism.

(2)a common insult among english speaking peoples,

it is a smart assed alternative to mother fucker.
You muther futher, how dare you.

Muther futher, that hurts!