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Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch 

The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.
*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*

Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards

futher mucker 

It's a funny way for saying "Mother fucker". Also a way to say mother fucker when it's not appropriate to say it.
"Those futher mucks robbed me!"
futher mucker by Jay June 2, 2004

futher mucker 

another term of the word mother fucker
if you nailed your mother your probably a futher mucker

Futher Mucker 

How to say Mother Fucker in front of children you don't want learning "Adult" language.
Futher Mucker, that hurt! (after hitting your thumb for the up-tenith time while hammering nails)

futher mucker 

Another way to say mother fucker. for the youngsters to say without geting into too much trouble with the fam.
"Get out of my room futher mucker!"
futher mucker by Longitude August 11, 2007

Futher Mucker 

When an individual afflicted with diarrhea has their anus tickled with a feather.
"Dude you were in the bathroom all day yesterday- feeling any better?"

"Not really, but if I'm lucky maybe my girl will give me a rad futher mucker tonight!"
Futher Mucker by Zombiebucket October 17, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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