7 definitions by Mr. Nate
Lisa had a huge set of tits and I wanted to stare at them while she gave me a B.J. I didnt know she had COPD, she hawked a loogie on my shaft. It was strangely satisfying. Best and first phlemjob ever!
by Mr. Nate February 23, 2015
That odd fart in the morning that smells a bit like breakfast omelet. Its uncomfortable for he who smelt it dealt it to deal with the worrisome fact that it makes them hungry. A shameful feeling of woe generally sets in but the satisfaction soon ensues because it smelled like a good idea for breakfast.
After having a steak burrito, beer, and siracha shooters the night before, Tom awoke in his bed. He farted and it smelled like a morning omlete dropped into the mouth of the port o potty. He was disgusted. But relevied to know, he was goning to start the morning right with a omelet. A dream of tue fart omelet now was a reality.
by Mr. Nate December 1, 2014
A designation for the mother of all cunts. In fact it can be scientifically notated as: matriarchal vaginogenesis. Used as a compund descriptor of ones supreme cuntness. It can be used as a male title of mal-nobility as well or in general.
My sister walked in on me getting head from my boyfriend. She called me a whore! Said we interupted her playing 'vigaina D.J.' What a muther cunt!!!
by Mr. Nate December 1, 2014
A noun. Ciggalo is an amalgamation of "cigarette" and "gigolo". It is a man how turns sexual favors for cigarettes, not money. Commonly found in prison populations, however a ciggalo can be found in the outside world.
Jtwan was blowing Jamarkus for a Winston in the laundry room for cigaretteslike some trick-ass ciggalo.
by Mr. Nate April 4, 2015
A noun. Ciggalo is an amalgamation of "cigarette" and "gigolo". It is a man how turns sexual favors for cigarettes, not money. Commonly found in prison populations, however a ciggalo can be found in the outside world.
Jtwan was blowing Jamarkus for a Winston in the laundry room lcigaretteslike some trick-ass ciggalo.
by Mr. Nate April 4, 2015
A penis covered in shit to put it simply. Can be used for straight and homo speak. Aptly named for anal with consequences, chilli dogin' deliciousness fun times. Aslo is someone is attempting to be clever with horrible poetry one may call them Sir William Shit-speare.
Billy was ramming ass Jimmy furiously! Billy upon shooting his load into the quivering rectum of Jimmy pulled out and shown his taco meat covered shit spear as a trophy. Jimmy quickly took a pic and sent it to his FB account. Then collapsed, his face grazing the bouncing semiflacid shitspear across his lip, effectively giving the Shitler to Jimmy. Ah...true romance William Shit-speare wrote of these things.
by Mr. Nate April 20, 2015
Barbara suffers from autoapathy, she became diabetic, confined herself to wheelchair because she didn't care about taking care of herself.
by Mr. Nate February 17, 2020