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Mumsie man 

A man who calls their significant other “Mommy”
Kevin is a Mumsie man, he calls Sarah mommy
Mumsie man by Imamunch March 15, 2023
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Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.
Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.

Cheese mummies

-Dude I was jerking off earlier and I hit the Cheese Mummies!
-Oh damn dude how did it taste?
Cheese mummies by Smau November 24, 2017

mumsessed 

verb: to be obsessed with Marcus Mumford (musician) and/or Mumford and Sons (band). Being Mumsessed means the person is about all things Mumford and Sons. This person has everything pertaining to Marcus Mumford and Mumford and Sons. He/She is in atleast 3 Mumford And Sons or Marcus Mumford love groups on Facebook, Follows all pages dedicated to Mumford And Sons on Twitter, has a tumblr account just for Mumford feed, and owns Mumford and Sons albums. This person always bashes anyone against Mumford and Sons and will ALWAYS defend them when someone insults them. This person is a TRUE Mumford and Sons fan who is obsessed with them.
Matty: "Listen to this new Ke$ha song!"
Cady: "I hate Ke$ha, I'd rather be mumsessed."

Being mumsessed is a big responsibility, you have to ABSOLUTELY L.O.V.E. great music!
mumsessed by awesomemumford July 3, 2011
a lot of africans use this word for mum..dont get it twisted yh there are so many africans well almost all of them still call their mumzies mummy..theres nothin wrong with it and its not childish!!!!!!!!!!
i luv my mumzie..
mumzie mi ti jade
mumzie by Naija Gal 4 lyf zooop!! August 20, 2006
skanks who wouldn't know sarcasm if it bit them on the flange. munting enthusiasts to a (wo)man.
wow, you're a real winner. I bet you're on mumsnet.
mumsnet by sue_denim March 15, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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