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mathgirl
An element belonging to the set F, which is defined as the intersection of sets M -- the set containing all scholars of mathematics -- and W -- the set containing all women.
w1: "Hey did you see mathgirl at the party last night?"
w2: "Yeah totally, she was rocking those manifolds like it's going out of style!...Go, mathgirl!"
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m1: "Hey, I saw Timmy kissing mathgirl yesterday."
m2: "What's the deal? Did he need help with his algebra homework?"
m1: "That's the only reason I would kiss a mathgirl."
w2: "Yeah totally, she was rocking those manifolds like it's going out of style!...Go, mathgirl!"
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m1: "Hey, I saw Timmy kissing mathgirl yesterday."
m2: "What's the deal? Did he need help with his algebra homework?"
m1: "That's the only reason I would kiss a mathgirl."
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Mathgasm
Mathgate
A scandal that erupted in the United States in 2009 when reports of jobs saved or created by President Barack Obama's stimulus plan came into question.
When the numbers were analyzed, serious errors were uncovered that revealed an overestimation of jobs saved, as well as the creation of jobs in Congressional districts that didn't exist.
As the story unfolded, it became quite apparent that calculating the number of jobs saved or created was an exercise in futility, since it was nearly impossible to determine if the equation used was accurate enough to make such grandiose claims.
When the numbers were analyzed, serious errors were uncovered that revealed an overestimation of jobs saved, as well as the creation of jobs in Congressional districts that didn't exist.
As the story unfolded, it became quite apparent that calculating the number of jobs saved or created was an exercise in futility, since it was nearly impossible to determine if the equation used was accurate enough to make such grandiose claims.
Some government worker (GW): "Thank god for the stimulus plan, or I would have been fired."
Some skeptical dude (SD): "How do you know that?"
GW: "Shut the hell up. You hate Obama because he's black, just admit it!"
SD: "Not true. But just like Dick Nixon, Barack is lying to you and Mathgate will be his downfall."
Some skeptical dude (SD): "How do you know that?"
GW: "Shut the hell up. You hate Obama because he's black, just admit it!"
SD: "Not true. But just like Dick Nixon, Barack is lying to you and Mathgate will be his downfall."
Mathgate by Creative Destruction November 27, 2009
Mathgasm
The sound emitted from an excited math teacher upon discovering students have prior knowledge to the topic about to be taught.
Ms. Hitcho had a Mathgasm when we informed her that we had base knowledge on the topic she was about to teach.
"ahhhhuhhh... I love when you kids know these things"
"ahhhhuhhh... I love when you kids know these things"
Mathgasm by Pedro de llama January 4, 2008
Mathgasmic
A word to describe someone who makes one feel physically and emotionally excited due to, not only their sexual appearance and sound, but also to their dealing with the logic of quantity, shape and arrangement
Mathgasmic by MollyJayne February 25, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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