A generally unattractive woman whose only redeeming physical quality is a pair of amazing wiggling, jiggling tits. Not to be confused with breast implants, which are simply tits that cost money.

"That stripper wasn't much to look at, but it was worth the $20 to have those sweet moneytits waved in my face!"

Moneytits by Suck It Wilde May 22, 2010

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mootykins

Moots anime character

we summon mootykins

mootykins by kden69 January 20, 2016

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Young Moneyism

A sentence with a proper noun analogy, without the use of the word "like." Often used by the rap group Young Money, also frequently used by Kanye West.

"I keep her running back and forth, soccer team"
-Lil Wayne
"Two thumbs up, Ebert and Roeper"
-Drake
"I keep coming off the top, asbestos"
-Nicki Minaj
"This is bad real bad, Michael Jackson"
-Kanye West

"You use so many young moneyism, you sound like you are in a rap song."

"Did you hear the latest young moneyism?"

"You just got young moneyed!"

Young Moneyism by mad real mad, joe jackson March 16, 2010

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moneyfinder

when someone has a large nose and is also very stingy with money. often jewish in origin and will also be referred to as a jew but friends or peers

Tom's moneyfinder poked me in the eye when he turned around today

moneyfinder by the time travellers wife August 6, 2016

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