Moneytits

A generally unattractive woman whose only redeeming physical quality is a pair of amazing wiggling, jiggling tits. Not to be confused with breast implants, which are simply tits that cost money.

"That stripper wasn't much to look at, but it was worth the $20 to have those sweet moneytits waved in my face!"

by Suck It Wilde May 22, 2010

Moneypit

1. A Volkswagen, any GM product, or a gold digger girlfriend.

2. Something to throw money into without any appreciable return.

3. RIT

"Marque went to RIT for four years, and all he has to show for it is a nasty rash."

by DedGuyWalkin January 28, 2004

money tits

When someone looks amazing.

Belinda looked at herself in the mirror and thought, “I look like the fucking money tits.”

by Formerlyrepressedgeek October 18, 2019

MONEYKINS

Name for an elite gamer, usually in the first person shooter genre.

Common mispronunciations: MONKEYKINS, MONEYKING, MONKEYKING, MONKEYSKINS.

MONEYKINS hacks!
OMG MONEYKINS sniped my head again!?!
Are you the MONEYKINS from UT?
MONEYKINS > wiNwiNs

by getmoney111 January 9, 2005

monkeytits

Elongated breasts with unusually large, dark areolas. See National Geographic.

While watching vintage, 70s porn, "Nice monkeytits."

by Chimay January 15, 2004

porch money tits

When you can't get hired at the only strip club in a hundred miles so you just strip on your porch.

Yo, Susan might be ugly but shes on her porch money tits game for sure

by Senior officer ballz June 4, 2018

moneytion

A place in the city of Huntingtion, WV that is filled with crack heads.

YO son, I went through moneytion and made 2G's in one day

by joe crack the don June 29, 2006