Police Officer: Young lady, what does "MMFWCL" stand for?
Juvenile:
Um... "Much Mother-
Fucking Wicked Clown
Love"... sir...
Police Officer: Are you aware that by writing that on public property you have committed malicious mischief in the 3rd degree and could be elligible for an additional charge of retardation in the 1st degree?
Juvenile: No sir...
Police Officer: Retard, you have the right to remain silent...