F.M.L.S.W.A.D.

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.

ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.

by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010

H.M.L.S

when you wake up in the morning and you hate your life... that is H.M.L.S. Or hate my life syndrome as it is also known.

it is also possible for certain individuals to contract this horrible condition during the middle of the day.

Take Durdey for example, constant H.M.L.S. =

*wakes up in the morning* "argh! H.M.L.S!"

or

"hate my life!"

by Mr Wizanski March 13, 2008

L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S

Let Me Ride Your Dick Till My Legs Start To Shake

Y/N- Bruhh L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S
Them- You know my dick is not that big

by SkiBang April 7, 2022

J.M.M.L.S.A

Jerk my musket like sexy african

please J.M.M.L.S.A daddy

by NutManHesus January 29, 2023

e.m.p.u.m.l.s

Eat my pussy until my legs shake

Bae I want you to e.m.p.u.m.l.s

by Samrii November 3, 2019

ML 45 & 70 Strip

The Hood of Scartown Located in Toronto

Toronto Scartown ML 45 & 70 Strip

by ML70Bossman November 14, 2011

"Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh

The greatest and most complex version of whomst'd've

Enlightened person 1: May I ask "Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?
Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent

by The king of the Doritos July 4, 2020