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Mikolaj
A name for a legit Polish gangster. An individual with this name typically has an enormous penis and a lot of money.
Person 1: Hey bro, you know about that nigga Mikolaj?
Person 2: Yeah bro, that's nigga's a boss. He's the best.
Person 2: Yeah bro, that's nigga's a boss. He's the best.
Mikolaj by Spooky_Shrek July 31, 2016
Related Words
MIYOLA • mikolaj • Mikola • Mikolas Josef • mikolai • mikolajczak • mayola • micola • Micolash • Micolash, Host of the Nightmare
mikolaj
a sexy intelligent person who gets bitches mostly makes racist jokes about arabs and ciniks very smart and gets loads of money and pussy
osama bin laden : dam did u see the guy that was mikolaj allhakbar !
mia khalifa: i fucked tha guy yesterday he had a huge cock his name was mikolaj
mia khalifa: i fucked tha guy yesterday he had a huge cock his name was mikolaj
mikolaj by jimmy 69911 January 17, 2017
pissed minola
Someone who is drunk in a manner which is slightly crazy but also fun. Developed when someone was drunk and unable to write "pissed minda" on her friend's arm. Much more politically correct version of "pissed minda".
Girl 1: Girl 2, you're being a pissed minola tonight.
Girl 2: Yeah well so are you! Hey your computer's playing East 17! Let's do interpretive dance in your kitchen! *falls over*
Girl 1: Ha ha ha. *falls over*
Girl 2: Yeah well so are you! Hey your computer's playing East 17! Let's do interpretive dance in your kitchen! *falls over*
Girl 1: Ha ha ha. *falls over*
pissed minola by noyseeac November 17, 2006
Mikolaj
A very sexy polish boy, with an amazing body and personality, he’s very loving and kind, hell always be there for you no matter what
minola
minola by kakakrasha January 26, 2021
miyala
Miyala's are very hard to come across. Their names are rare but their personalities are dangerous. They tend to not open up to others easily. Once they are attached, it's hard for them to let go. Miyala's are very intelligent and musical. They may not always say what they feel, but it's up to you to get to know them for who they are instead of judging them for what someone else said.
"Miyala, there you are!"
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