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MILFOC

Holy shit, she's a MILFOC.
by Eslacahlda July 23, 2021
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Milford Haven

Sea port Town in West Wales used to be famous for its fishing industry.now famous for fuck all.Home to the Elephant Woman,Places of interest inciude Condom fishing on Gelliswick bay, Posing in Martha's Harbour and trying to look like a yacht owner or visit the Haven Hotel for a friendly Welcome and get your pocket picked!
Milford Haven is not as bad as Pembroke Dock
by Hash BROON August 8, 2006
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MILFaction

Noun referring to furtive sexual activity with a mature woman, especially one that has children.
Yeah, Snorgtee girls are hot ! But I'll settle for some MILFaction any day.
by Juan del Taco August 16, 2011
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Milford Cubicle

An armless character in episode three of the Salad Fingers flash movies. He chases Salad Fingers home after he steals Milford's "nettle carrier". Milford spends hours bashing his head against the door of Salad Fingers' before he dies. Salad Fingers gives the now deceased man the name Milford, and invites him in for a glass of milk. Milford's wears an apron which says "BBQ" on the front, and a nametag with three stars on it, that tells people he is Harry, and "happy to help"
by EnigmaticCoffeeCup November 14, 2004
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Milford Junction

It is the act where two+ lovers take a shit in a large metal mixing bowl and mix the feces together. Then each of you take a handful of the mixture and swallow it. Then after waiting a total of five minutes you vomit on your respective lover's chest and make hot sweet love with the smell of vomit and shit hanging in the air.
Guy 1: Me and my girl decided to try the Milford Junction last night.

Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?

Guy 1: Like shit!
by guruguru12386 November 5, 2013
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MIlFCheese

The orgasm of an elderly women.
When i was fucking Chads mom she unleased her milfcheese all over my nuts!
by James boldina December 13, 2009
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milfača

a term that's used to describe someone thats extra milf, like angelina jolie

chemistry professor in xvi.
bro i watched a video and i saw 2 guys and a milfača just standing.
by smalltittiegf November 30, 2020
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