MEPS
MEPS by 0321 Recon June 20, 2008
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MEPS
MEPS is a term for Military Entrance Processing Station. Can also be known as the term Military Entrance Prevention Station. This place can either be a good place for an applicant entering the military or a bad experience. MEPS has a way of getting things out of someone that a recruiter could never fathom. No one knows how it's done but it gets done there. This place has different types of ball bag muskets at the ready
Hey man did you go to the MEPS today to join right? No man when I went down there they got it out of me that my mom told me I had asthma when I was younger and I told them. Wow how did that happen? I don't know but I heard that they pulled out the ball bag musket and shot it in my recruiters mouth. Yeah man that's some fey luck if I ain't ever heard it.
MEPS by pantyteamaster August 30, 2010
MEPS
Military Entrance Processing Station.
Where the DOD finds out if you can lie well enough to be a soldier.
The bane of recruiters.
Commonly referred to as a singular entity instead of a location or organization, although not always.
The gateway to the green pastures of war.
Where the DOD finds out if you can lie well enough to be a soldier.
The bane of recruiters.
Commonly referred to as a singular entity instead of a location or organization, although not always.
The gateway to the green pastures of war.
mepsipax
Play: Oh, and one more thing we're dying to know... what is Mepsipax?
Chris: laughs Pepsi Max. Actually, it's an in-joke at Rare. There's a guy that works here in R&D with a beard.. a big, massive beard... and Tim's nickname for him is Beardy; no, everyone's nickname for him is Beardy, and he sort of became the origin of Birdy, and he speaks exactly like Birdy speaks, and he drinks a lot of Pepsi Max, like 15 gallons a day... So we couldn't ise Pepsi Max, so we used Mepsipax. So, it was just me taking a piss out of somebody I work with.
Play: The mystery is solved.
Chris: laughs Pepsi Max. Actually, it's an in-joke at Rare. There's a guy that works here in R&D with a beard.. a big, massive beard... and Tim's nickname for him is Beardy; no, everyone's nickname for him is Beardy, and he sort of became the origin of Birdy, and he speaks exactly like Birdy speaks, and he drinks a lot of Pepsi Max, like 15 gallons a day... So we couldn't ise Pepsi Max, so we used Mepsipax. So, it was just me taking a piss out of somebody I work with.
Play: The mystery is solved.
Mepstein
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