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I got my balls checked at MEPS today, OORAH!
MEPS by 0321 Recon June 20, 2008
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MEPS is a term for Military Entrance Processing Station. Can also be known as the term Military Entrance Prevention Station. This place can either be a good place for an applicant entering the military or a bad experience. MEPS has a way of getting things out of someone that a recruiter could never fathom. No one knows how it's done but it gets done there. This place has different types of ball bag muskets at the ready
Hey man did you go to the MEPS today to join right? No man when I went down there they got it out of me that my mom told me I had asthma when I was younger and I told them. Wow how did that happen? I don't know but I heard that they pulled out the ball bag musket and shot it in my recruiters mouth. Yeah man that's some fey luck if I ain't ever heard it.
MEPS by pantyteamaster August 30, 2010
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Mepstein Mepsipax mepsi mep
Military Entrance Processing Station.
Where the DOD finds out if you can lie well enough to be a soldier.
The bane of recruiters.
Commonly referred to as a singular entity instead of a location or organization, although not always.
The gateway to the green pastures of war.
"Man, I had to tell MEPS that I had chicken pox when I was three or else they were going to arrest me!"
MEPS by Grren February 26, 2018

mepsipax 

An inside joke from Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Play: Oh, and one more thing we're dying to know... what is Mepsipax?

Chris: laughs Pepsi Max. Actually, it's an in-joke at Rare. There's a guy that works here in R&D with a beard.. a big, massive beard... and Tim's nickname for him is Beardy; no, everyone's nickname for him is Beardy, and he sort of became the origin of Birdy, and he speaks exactly like Birdy speaks, and he drinks a lot of Pepsi Max, like 15 gallons a day... So we couldn't ise Pepsi Max, so we used Mepsipax. So, it was just me taking a piss out of somebody I work with.

Play: The mystery is solved.
mepsipax by Com.For. February 27, 2005

Mepstein 

v. to friend request random strangers on Facebook who you do not know, in hopes of giving the illusion that you actually have friends when you clearly do not because you are a douche.
This random guy mepsteined me on Facebook the other day. We have no mutual friends. This is creepy.
Mepstein by tha social network September 26, 2010
a combination of milk and pepsi
preferably served in a slushee cup
guy 1: yo dude at my party, all anyone is gonna be drinking is mepsi

guy 2: wow that will be a lit party bro
mepsi by ivybrady July 30, 2020

Mepstein 

a white male known for bokating (performing oral sex) on anything that moves
He is such a Mepstein, i heard he bokat that dutty chik last week"
Mepstein by bunmepstein June 28, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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