Definitions by Grren

Zaoist 

Proper noun
A smart ass motherfucker who loves freedom and rightfully believes it's the American right to every single bit of matter in the universe

"Damn, that Zaoist dude is smart as shit, and right too!"

Zaoist by Grren May 8, 2018

MEPS 

Military Entrance Processing Station.
Where the DOD finds out if you can lie well enough to be a soldier.
The bane of recruiters.
Commonly referred to as a singular entity instead of a location or organization, although not always.
The gateway to the green pastures of war.

"Man, I had to tell MEPS that I had chicken pox when I was three or else they were going to arrest me!"

MEPS by Grren February 26, 2018