MASSARATI

MASSARATI IS COOL WORD USED BY THE COOL JEBBYS.

WHEN USED IN A SENTANCE IT MAY EXPLODE

WHEN SAID YOU MUST CHANT THE CURSE BY GIVING YOUR PARTNER A PIGGY BACK

MASS;"WOW YOUR LOOKING MIGHTY MASSARATI"

A RATT EEEE:"I KNOW BRO STROKE MY FURR MAKE ME PURR"

by URMUMATMYHOUSEONAMONDAY November 6, 2023

Massara

One of the most amazing girls in the world

Man she really must be a massara

by Animality November 6, 2017

rich maserati

Rich Maserati is an American rapper from Detroit, Michigan best known for his debut single "For My Guap".

"Did you hear (Rich Maserati's) new song "For My Guap"

by Formyguap April 18, 2018

indiana massara

A really cool and edgy Australian girl whose outfits are very litty Also has a red instagram theme that has been going on for a really really long time.

Indiana massara should confirm that she is in a relationship with Jay ulloa ;)

by 2Kool4School January 2, 2019

Maserati

An Italian luxury car brand founded by Alfieri Maserati on December 1, 1914, in Bologna, Italy. With an easily recognizable trident as their logo, Maserati is highly revered as one of the best luxury car brands in the world.

"My Maserati does 185.
I lost my license, now I don't drive."
- Joe Walsh, "Life's Been Good"

by BeatleKid96 April 8, 2015

rich maserati

Rich Maserati is an American rapper from Detroit, Michigan best known for his debut single "For My Guap".

"Did you hear (Rich Maserati's) new song "For My Guap"

by Formyguap April 18, 2018

Maserati Problem

A Maserati Problem is the kind of problem or issue that your startup company will, presumably, experience some day.

"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.

Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.

Person 1: "What kind of budget do you think we should set for miscellaneous pen and pencil supplies in our supply cabinet, given that a certain number of employees will steal a given amount per month?"

Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."

by briantechatl April 21, 2009