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M.T.O.T.M.

My time of the month; for female use when they’re bleeding out their coot coot, their period
Boyfriend: IS YOUR BABY TUNNEL OR HRAVEY FUNNEL BLOODING?!

Girlfriend: My landing strip, it’s M.T.O.T.M.

Boyfriend: Girl that’s more of an abandoned air field.
by EEEJJJMMMMMM November 4, 2019
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T.T.O.T.M

"I wouldn't talk to Cathy, it's T.T.O.T.M"
by Tom Eggerton March 18, 2006
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T.O.T.M

A girl's period

Time.Of.The.Month
Alex:Let have sex
Kelly:I can't
Alex:Why?
Kelly:Its my T.O.T.M
Alex:What?
Kelly:Time of the month
Alex:So....Idc
by Miissfucksalot July 8, 2011
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T.O.T.M

sarah its my T.O.T.M
do you have a tampon?
by majdah December 1, 2010
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020
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t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.
by That_Dysphoric_Bitch March 31, 2020
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L.M.E.Y.O.T.U.C.O.M.T

Let Me Eat You Out Till U Cum On My Tounge
Wsp shawty L.M.E.Y.O.T.U.C.O.M.T
by Baddie Dj January 8, 2021
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