M.T.O.T.M.

My time of the month; for female use when they’re bleeding out their coot coot, their period

Boyfriend: IS YOUR BABY TUNNEL OR HRAVEY FUNNEL BLOODING?!

Girlfriend: My landing strip, it’s M.T.O.T.M.

Boyfriend: Girl that’s more of an abandoned air field.

by EEEJJJMMMMMM November 05, 2019